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The Ole Miss Rebels softball team represents the University of Mississippi in college softball at the NCAA Division I level. The Rebels are coached by Jamie Trachsel, who will be in her first year as head coach in 2021.

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Miko clothing is the clothing worn by miko at Shinto shrines.

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