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{"type":"standard","title":"Meja (album)","displaytitle":"Meja (album)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q20813719","titles":{"canonical":"Meja_(album)","normalized":"Meja (album)","display":"Meja (album)"},"pageid":47214323,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Meja_%28album%29.jpg","width":300,"height":299},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8c/Meja_%28album%29.jpg","width":300,"height":299},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1278058370","tid":"dabaf8e1-f5a1-11ef-9e9d-550f62ba56af","timestamp":"2025-02-28T07:01:38Z","description":"1996 studio album by Meja","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meja_(album)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meja_(album)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meja_(album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Meja_(album)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meja_(album)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Meja_(album)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meja_(album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Meja_(album)"}},"extract":"Meja is the self-titled debut studio album by Swedish singer-songwriter Meja, released in 1996 by Epic Records. After being part of dance group Legacy of Sound since 1993, Meja met Lasse Karlsson, then-manager of Ace of Base, who introduced her to songwriter Douglas Carr, who went on to produce the album. Meja was a relative failure commercially in Sweden—only charting at number 29—but was a huge success in the Japanese market where it sold 600,000 copies.","extract_html":"
Meja is the self-titled debut studio album by Swedish singer-songwriter Meja, released in 1996 by Epic Records. After being part of dance group Legacy of Sound since 1993, Meja met Lasse Karlsson, then-manager of Ace of Base, who introduced her to songwriter Douglas Carr, who went on to produce the album. Meja was a relative failure commercially in Sweden—only charting at number 29—but was a huge success in the Japanese market where it sold 600,000 copies.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Rise Mzansi","displaytitle":"Rise Mzansi","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q122149537","titles":{"canonical":"Rise_Mzansi","normalized":"Rise Mzansi","display":"Rise Mzansi"},"pageid":74715656,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Rise_Mzansi_logo.svg/330px-Rise_Mzansi_logo.svg.png","width":320,"height":170},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Rise_Mzansi_logo.svg/400px-Rise_Mzansi_logo.svg.png","width":400,"height":213},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286507773","tid":"43b53c2a-1dcb-11f0-95e4-4d4cc8dcf9ce","timestamp":"2025-04-20T09:38:50Z","description":"Political party in South Africa","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rise_Mzansi","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rise_Mzansi?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rise_Mzansi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rise_Mzansi"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rise_Mzansi","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Rise_Mzansi","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rise_Mzansi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rise_Mzansi"}},"extract":"Rise Mzansi (RISE) is a South African political party founded in April 2023. It is led by Songezo Zibi, a former newspaper editor and co-founder of the Rivonia Circle think tank. The party characterises their ideology as social democratic but has been defined elsewhere as neoliberal.","extract_html":"
Rise Mzansi (RISE) is a South African political party founded in April 2023. It is led by Songezo Zibi, a former newspaper editor and co-founder of the Rivonia Circle think tank. The party characterises their ideology as social democratic but has been defined elsewhere as neoliberal.
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