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The Huntsville Hospital Health System is a public, not-for-profit hospital organization consisting of several sites and buildings, originating in the downtown area of Huntsville, Alabama. The Huntsville Hospital Health System has evolved and now either owns or works with several other hospitals in Alabama. It has around 13,000 employees, 2,000 nurses and 650 physicians.
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Isaak Abramovich van Brinen was a Russian diplomat, and a Privy Councillor starting in 1846. He was also a member of the State Council of the Russian Empire.
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