{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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