{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Red light say to the Green light?","punchline":"Don't look at me I'm changing!","id":182}
{"type":"general","setup":"How many seconds are in a year?","punchline":"12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc","id":142}
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{"fact":"Retractable claws are a physical phenomenon that sets cats apart from the rest of the animal kingdom. I n the cat family, only cheetahs cannot retract their claws.","length":163}
{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
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Buxières-lès-Villiers is a commune in the Haute-Marne department in northeastern France.
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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
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